September 12, 2007 RSS feed / Entertainment

Southern Women

Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy! More...

Mergers

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some big bucks. Watch for these consolidations in the next 12 months. 1. More...

Sunday Clothes

A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction. "Hello," said the little boy. "Hi," replied the little girl. More...

On the buses

A man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. More...

The Mustard Story

I Love Mustard. (This is a true story. More...

Job applicant

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. More...

Blonde joke

A blonde's car got a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eased it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully stepped out of the car and opened the trunk. More...