September 5, 2007 RSS feed / Entertainment

Sounds like thinking kids

A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for the holidays. As he arrived at their house, he found his young nephew, Timmy, helping them bake some cupcakes. After they were done, his sister-in-law allowed Timmy to put the icing on. More...

The atheist and the marine

An United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. More...

Grandparents were right

There are earthquakes in Lima, and Texas has rain. The stockmarket's sagging, and Britt's lost her brain. The south is on fire, with no relief in sight, and poor little George shows he isn't too bright. More...

Logic

Two Cracker farmers, Bubba and Jimbo, were sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Bubba turned to Jimbo and said, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. More...

Nothing short of brilliant

These Definitions....Nothing Short of Brilliant! Following is the winning entry from an annual contest calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year's term: Political Correctness. More...

Job applicant

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office."What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had fiveyears experience. More...

A real golf fanatic

Ed and Dorothy met while on vacation, and Ed fell head over heels in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship. More...

Instructions from the military

"Aim towards the Enemy." - - Instruction printed on US Army Rocket "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - - U. S.M.C. Training Bulletin "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. More...

Waiting for the bus

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions. "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building? More...

The good life

It's All In How You Look At It.

For years they exchanged common pleasantries as they passed each other by. The frazzled looking mother of eight sat on her front porch, keeping a watchful eye on the youngest of her growing brood. More...

Enlightened perspective

They're written by Andy Rooney, a man who has the gift of saying so much with so few words. Enjoy....... I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I've learned.... More...

The Geriatric Alphabet...

A is for apple, and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more realistic instead. A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac? More...