May 9, 2007 RSS feed / Entertainment

- "They" walk among us- - - - - - - -

submitted by FC Garrett

I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". More...

Can you believe it

Submitted by: Jack Warner

1. I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. More...

Men are just happier people

submitted by Shelia Hobbs What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. More...

Two lanes or four?

Submitted by: E. Joke

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, ... blah blah blah. More...

American government

Submitted by: Jack Warner

We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car. We whip the enemy in battle, then give them the shirt off our backs. More...

I love her...but

I love her...Submitted by: J. Watson

...she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen. Bases loaded, two strikes, three balls. The crowd goes wild, the pitch flies, and all I can see is her butt. More...