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Some people in Tennessee have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in middle Tennessee got together and translated the "King James" into "Jackson County" language,.... no joke, read on... The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN. More ... It has been wisely suggested that when life hands you a basket of lemons just make lemonade. Lemons are not a citrus I prefer to snack on regularly, but when they are squeezed, sweetened, and diluted into lemonade they take on a new nature -- those sour lemons are transformed into a refreshing treat! More ... So when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree desirable to make one wise, she took of its fruit and ate. She also gave to her husband with her, and he ate. (Genesis 3:6) It's unfortunate that thousands of years of pain and suffering have not taught us more about the danger of selfishness. More ... A tramp approached a man of well-to-do appearance and asked for charity. Without a word, the man put his hand in his pocket, and the tramp said, "May the blessings of the Lord follow you." But the man only pulled out his handkerchief and kept on walking. Whereupon the tramp yelled, "And never catch up with you. More ... |
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