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Living & Style December 20, 2006
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How much is that Barbie?
Submitted by: Mike Murphy

One day a father left work and on his way home remembered that it was nearly his daughter’s birthday so he stopped at a toy shop and asked the salesperson:

“How much is the Barbie in the window?”

The salesperson answered, “Which one? We have:

Work out Barbie for $11.95 Shopping Barbie for$11.95 Beach Barbie for $11.95

Disco Barbie for $11.95

Divorced Barbie for $127.99.

The amazed father asked: “What?

Why is the Divorced Barbie $127.99 and all the others only $11.95?”

The salesperson annoyingly answered :

Well sir.........,Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat,

Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer ........ and one of Ken’s Friends.”


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